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November 2nd, 2011 
AirplanePorn PIC (Porn In Command!) 
Just in case you were wondering, it’s been so long since I’ve posted anything that I almost forgot the login and password for the site. Almost. Have no fear though. I’m back and will be posting at least weekly. I’ve got some cool video segments coming up, including some awesome product reviews.
In the mean time, here is a video highlighting the need for hog control. These guys use a helicopter and a damned cool sighting system to get the advantage on the hogs. Now before you start emailing me and getting on your whole PETA soapbox remember two things. One, shooting hogs from helos is legal in Texas and two, they are not that cute. Especially if your a farmer, or a small kid playing in a field.
And don’t forget – there are other aviation bloggers who advocate the intake of certain pig products 
Take that you dirty pigs! Oink, Oink!!! What now piggies!!! OHHH YEAA!!
Watch it in full screen mode for the full HD effect. Enjoy 22 minutes of peaceful flying through Texas complete with Johnny Cash tunes!
HELI-HOG’N from Gary Wagner on Vimeo.
Whirly Birds vs Jet Pilots
OK, So first off this is totally NSFW (NOT Safe For Work). So if you’re readin’ a little porn during you lunch hour I would skip this one and watch it when you get home an prop your feet up for the night.
Second, I don’t have a dog in this hunt. I’m neither a heli pilot or a jet pilot, sadly. My 172 goes just fast enough to scare me (OK, with students in it). I have flown some high performance twins like the Cessna 310 and King Air 90, but nothin’ that’s burning jet fuel faster than I can pay for it.
So without further ado – I bring you the epic heli pilots vs jet pilot. You descide who wins.
Post your comments below. Oh and please, I have enough fake Gucci purses (not really) and really big dildos, so comments with links to those websites (and other crappy stuff that has nothing to do with aviation) will be marked as spam.
Enjoy!